2010 NFL FANTASY FOOTBALL
PRE-DRAFT PREVIEW - Leave some comments!
In Alphabetical order
Just in case you aren't aware, the DRAFT is August 25th at 9:30 PM EST, 8:30 PM CST, 7:30 PM MST and 6:30 PM WST.
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Alaska Ice Bashers – What is there to say about this team? The AIB make a comeback to the league after an embarrassing 2005 season where they were perfect… but that’s in the past, and it can’t get any worse because there’s only 13 regular season games this year.
Altoona Giants – The best looking manager in the league by far who is still looking for his team to win its first Championship. This may be the year but he always says that so can we expect the usual double digit season finish?… or will something magical happen in Altoona? (the city doesn’t have much else going for it... only Penn State).
Crazy Fools – Last year’s champ… he now has two and if he wins another one the NITTANY LIONS can’t brag about being tied with the most anymore. But CF is bound to have a down year, no?
Da MoUnTaInEeRz!!! – 2007 champ who has an in with the I.T. guy at Yahoo!... how else could he get the number one pick at 12:00.00 AM on July 1st? I see a down year in the making because word on the street is that there is a girl hanging around Mountaineerz camp who is disrupting their pre-draft preparations.
DIRTY HARRY – Noob last year who just missed the playoffs… maybe Harry needs to get dirtier to make the postseason this year? (Corny, I know).
Dub V Eers – Noob this season who is looking to make a splash. Reports are saying he’s got great experience in the world of Fantasy Football but that was powder puff fantasy… time to step up to the big leagues.
GiAnTs RuLe!!! – Zero top 3 finishes. (Laugh) If I were a betting man, and I am, it's a sure lock that they will finish 4th or worse.
Madison Hedgecocks – Also has zero top 3 finishes but his smack talk week in and week out is priceless. If there was ring for that, MH would have some nice hardware.
Mean Machine – Senior citizen who finished 3rd last season and now thinks he runs this league. Can someone say sophomore slump?
NITTANY LIONS – All hail the commish… we are not worthy to be in his presence. Two time champ who doesn’t let a day go by where he tells his better looking sibling about his “rings.” I predict 14th… oh wait Ice Bashers is back… 13th for the NL.
One Man Wolfpack – 2008 champ… I can bet they don’t go around showing off their fake ring to everybody.
red moon cards – Didn’t show up to the draft last season or draft lottery this season… Champion in the making.
Viva España – Really? We are in America. Two time champ who got their panties in a bundle and picked his draft pick exactly 24 hours early. I guess that’s better than not picking one at all… not point any fingers
WaLLy’S wArRiOrZzZ – Another senior citizen… finished the regular season in first and by looking at the history of the curse, you know what happened. My prediction is that they will get 2 championships before Giants Rule! gets one top 3 finish.
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GOOD LUCK IN THE DRAFT! (Just kidding, I hope you all take busts)
"But CF is bound to have a down year, NO?"
ReplyDelete-looks like you answered your own question there.
"The best looking manager in the league by far who is still looking for his team to win its first Championship"
I’m not so sure about that one, Have you seen that CrazyFools managers facebook profile, id be surprised if he wasn’t receiving modelling calls daily.
-Anonymous
I'll give you the next best looking... which is a major compliment being 2nd to the one and only RM.
ReplyDeleteOuch...a ring for smack talk? finishing 3rd at the end of the last two regular seasons should get some consideration, right? Everybody knows the playoffs are a crapshoot (A crapshoot that I will come out on top of this year).
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess I do like to talk a little smack. See you at the finish line, losers. hehe.