Week 11 previeW

It is week 11, only 3 more weeks to jockey into position for the playoffs... if this was horse racing, the Alaska Ice Bashers would be that horse that throws off their jockey at the starting gate and just runs way behind the pack. The rest of the race is a tight one... it shall be a very exciting home stretch...

Time to preview these games... I miss gambling on horses if you haven't noticed...

Bear Pascoes v. Shake N' Bake: Both 4-6 teams... the winner will bury the losers' grave as a 4-7 record will not cut it for the playoffs. Both squads are on a combined 5 game losing streak. I can't believe I held out to the 3rd sentence to mention the Hedge's new name. Sine the real Madison Hedgecock isn't playing this week, this team decides to rename it after the backup. This is a recipe for a 4 game losing streak... good bye Pascoes...

DIRTY HARRY v. Crazy Fools: #1/#3 matchup... the G.O.T.W that the commish is getting wet about. Two words... Mike Vick... Dirty must be having restless sleeps and the cold shivers at 3 a.m. A team that we don't want to see hot at this time of the year will only catch more fire (not his hair)... I see a blowout for the CF.... and the new #1 at weeks end.

One Man Wolfpack v. ~~~ Spanish: Two 5-5 teams... I see One Man in a low scoring result... Kerry Collins is my boy but he's not the answer, Viva. BUT maybe next Thursday One Man will lose after stat corrections... you seem to be good at that.

Altoona Giants v. Mean Machine: Another big 5-5 matchup. But more importantly, this is a father/amazing son matchup. Henry Winkler is in Altoona tonight for some speech that I won't be attending so instead I made him my team picture of when he was the "Fonz" back in his Happy Days, days. The Fonz kills all, esp. Paul Crewe and the Soft Machine. Altoona by 10+.

Wallys WarriorZZZZ v. Alaska Ice Bashers: Wallys has the matchup of his dreams right in time... a 5-5 team in the cluster looking to stay up in the standings. The only chance the Bashers have is if Manning has 50 points, but that would probably only bring his total to 62. So.... Wallys in a 20+ win... and this is the somebody he will finally be able to "kick the crap outta."

NITTANY LIONS v. Da MountZZZZ: A spot that the Mounts are not use to being in... 7th place on a 3 game losing streak with 3 weeks left. The commish somehow is at #2. This will be a high scoring affair... and I see the LIONS winning by at least 5... this will not only help me and the other 5-5's, but it will be 4 in a row for the Mounts and MAYBE just MAYBE they won't have the legs to make the playoffs... but he may be that horse with a hell of a closing kick... we shall see.

GiantZZZ Rule v. red moon cards: Notice how I did all the ZZZZ's in a row... cute, I know. GR!!! is one of the three 4-6's at this point and a loss will most likely result in packing it up early and hitting the golf links with the Hedgecocks... or the Bear Pascoes... whatever.  I still am stunned that the red moon cards are 5-5.... thanks One Man Wolf. The result of this game will be stunning however it unfolds. A team that was 0-4 could be 5-6 OR the cards could win their 6th game out of their last 7.... WOW. This is a toss up... I'll take the GR!!! because red moon has a guy on the IR starting at RB... lame.

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There's your preview... good luck and I will see you all on TUESDAY for the WEEK 11 RECAP.