Before I preview every matchup this week... I just want to throw it out there that those cute weekly notes that the commish puts up every week is like the Disney rated PG version of The Altoona View. We aren't quite NC-17, but we are rated R because we don't hold back and we don't try to cover our asses in case all hell breaks loose... you will understand what I am talking about... right....
NOW....
NITTANY LIONS v. "I'm going to write a poem" Hedgecocks:
Not only are the Lions undefeated and 5-0, but the Hedges are the highest scoring team in the league. So NATURALLY that makes it the weekly notes game of the week, correct? No, not at all. Instead of making his game the obvious GOTW, he makes the battle of the Light brothers the feature game which will result in a blood bath unless the Apocalypse comes around for the 2nd straight week. Any who... the Lions think they can fly under the radar and not put any pressure on himself because it's not like they are ontop of the standings or anything. This is just a formal warning to you commish... when you do infact lose... the View shall be waiting and it is going to be a grand ole time to be a blogger. But this day will probably never come because no matter what I say, the Lions have the ability to "fix" some small stats every now and then so he can get those 2 point wins.....But Hedge, if you do win... I think a poem is necessary because he writes weekly notes and you should mention how he should stop covering his ass. Just some thoughts, I don't want to stomp on your poem writing skills... (lol)
Wally's Warroirs v. Viva ~~~ Es~~pana: #3 vs. #7 should be a solid battle. But this matchup is a little more personal than the average matchup... probably not known by most people... it's actaully pretty serious. When Viva was a young buck, he played on Wally's travel basketball team. Word on the street is that Wally only played Viva when they were up at least 25 points, AND with less than 4 minutes left in the game. Viva always thought he was more of a 6th man, and not that 13th man that really shouldn't of have been on the roster but daddy threw a couple of bucks toward Wally's way. So in conclusion, I bet Viva is ready to show Wally that he deserved to play more than 3 minutes a season... so expect a close tight finish. But Wally is out to prove that taking pictures is more important than coaching!
Giants Rule !!!!!!!!!! vs. Da Mounts!!!!!!!!!!: Brother with history vs. that other brother with not so good history!!! I see this game being closer than the experts think!!! LOL, jk he isn' playing Altoona so the Giants Rule will get curb stomped!!! (Looks very painful btw, YouTube it!!!) This game will take Giants Rule out of playoff contention and he will battle with Alaska for the best of the worst the rest of the way!!! By the way... those exclamation points kinda get annoying after a while, right!!!???
Altoona Giants v. DIRTY HARRY: How much lower can I bring myself and how much more of an idioit can I make myself sound at this point? I frankly do not care... so what the hell... I am ready to get down and DIRTY (I am not lame... maybe a little) and beat this solid team. But that WASN'T a guarantee so hopefully the fantasy football gods are looking over Altoona this week because God knows nobody else is looking over this ... "awesome" city.
Mean Machine v. Wolfpack: Paul Crewe and company look to go 5-1 with a win this Sunday, while every time he chats with me he seems to think he will lose every week. Is 130 points on average not enough for you, Machine? I mean it's not like you are the Bashers and put up 46 consistently. So take a chill pill, have a beer and enjoy your solid team.... but don't fall asleep on you chair while your team is winning.
Alaska v. Shake N' Bake: Alaska was back to his old self and lost again... something he is better at than everyone else. So that means he will... WIN this week. Yes, a 1-18 team will get career win #2 and Shake N' Bake will begin to freak out... if he isn't in a comma and knows what is going on. Word on the street is that he is in other leagues... which is a SIN and you shall burn in fantasy football hell for this... Shake.
Crazy Fools v. red moon cards: Both 2-3, I don't know how. red moon's team is on the crappy side of mediocre and Crazy lost to Alaska. So this is a toss up but Crazy will win because red moon is probably in a comma somewhere as well and I am convinced Crazy does this on purpose every year. So watch out.
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That is all... please come back when I RECAP this week on TUESDAY
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