Let's get right to it...
NITTANY LIONS v. Wallys Warriors: I congratulate the commish on FINALLY making his matchup the GOTW. I am sticking to my word and giving you that much earned standing ovation... bravo, you became more of a man. But instead of focusing on his opponent, the notes clearly state that the LIONS are more interested in the new "McRib" (limited time only) sandwich at McDonalds. My sources tell me the commish will be on the road all this week touring every McDonalds in Monmouth and Ocean County to try this crap on a bun... and he will post his grades in the next edition of the weekly notes... (maybe that will give those things some life... OOHH!) Who knows if he will be back in time to set his 3 game losing streak lineup. The Warriors are a different story, I guess he took too long of a nap last week against Altoona because he wasn't able to enjoy his pancake breakfast on Tuesday morning. But when Wally's gives the commish his 4th straight loss this week, he will be "kickin' the crap outta somethin' furry".... beware house pet of the Light family.
The commish in his immediate future:
Madison Hedgecocks v. Crazy Fools: Edgar Allan Poe takes on the Crazies in a very interesting 5/8 battle. Both teams have full lineups ready to do battle but I'm giving the Fools the edge in this high scoring affair. By the way... is anybody else having Hedgecock poem withdrawal?... I mean sometimes I shiver before I fall asleep, 3 weeks is too long without a new piece. I probably just upset the whole league for reminding him... my bad.
Giants Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! v. Alaska Ice Bashers: The matchup I have been looking forward to all season long. But most of the fun has been taken out of it since both teams have 3 wins a piece. So thanks for being major buzz kills... but this still is the Pillow Fight of week... hell it's still the Pillow Fight of the Year.... 13 vs 14. I like Alaska in a close one...so this loss will keep the GR!!! in the cellar... maybe you can get another 4th place finish next season.
One Man Wolfpack v. red moon cards: Stephan Logan.... yeah you got a shot this week red moon cards. This blowout loss to One Man will most likely be the nail in the coffin for any playoff chances for the cards' farewell season. Yeah you didn't hear that here... or maybe One Man likes the doghouse and will lose and give the cards some life... you neva know.
Altoona Giants v. Da Mounts! (Only one exclamation point, yeah how good will you be now with two less?): The 2nd place Mounts are looking to stay in the top 2 of the league but I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news... Altoona (currently holding the longest winning streak of 2 games in the league) will continue to only move up as times are looking much better... but once again, not the city... that would be the Aapocalypse... not even the sign of it. A high scoring game but the Giants by 10+.
DIRTY HARRY v. Mean Machine: It's time to wake up out of your deep sleep and get out of the chair Paul Crewe because you're falling faster than the NITTANY LIONS. Harry is currently atop the league but because of a recent transaction, I see the Machine getting a much needed win. This will make the league even more of a cluster f***.... Burt Reynolds > Clint Eastwood
Shake N' Bake v. Live Spain (a translation brought to you by the Alaska Ice Bahsers): I find it kinda crazy that Viva is a slot below his opponent in the standings even though he has 100+ more points... but that's fantasy football... too bad for you and lucky for the other guy. I see ~~~ winning this week in a blowout but just imagine how screwed this team would be if they fall to 3-6... ouch. But think happy thoughts Vivia...
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That is all for me this week... good luck and come back TUESDAY for the WEEK 9 RECAP
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